I personally would not want to wear a vicious, viscous, or worse yet viscious and viscous polyester viscose kilt!
It sounds like it would ooze all over you and devour you like "The Blob".
Hey wait a minute!
Isn't USA Kilts just down the street from where they filmed "the Blob"? 
Oh NO!
I think I may have stumbled on a horrible plot! 
Cheers
Jamie
Last edited by Panache; 27th March 09 at 07:06 PM.
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Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
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