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    Guys.....Thanks for the jokes. I really needed that after the weekend I just experienced.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JS Sanders View Post

    Try this link to my website: http://www.sgians.com/humour.html

    There's plenty to choose from. Laugh long & loudly - it's good for you.

    Ciao yall,
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    Those are great!
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    This is actually true.

    Some years ago, wee wifie & I were on the Isle of Skye and stopped at a small eatery in a tiny village.

    Chatting about a number of topics with the owner, he disclosed his unflattering opinion of pipers.

    He described a piper as, "A jock in a frock with a knife in his sock".



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    I think the key word here is "PG" or "G" rated jokes. Can't think of any that are at the moment, so I'll just leave you with the punchline to one that's not! (But you all know this one already anyway)....

    That's GRUESOME!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDNSushi View Post
    I think the key word here is "PG" or "G" rated jokes. Can't think of any that are at the moment, so I'll just leave you with the punchline to one that's not! (But you all know this one already anyway)....

    That's GRUESOME!
    That's the only one I know too.

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    How do you improve the aerodynamics of a piper's car?
    Remove the dominoes pizza sign from the roof.
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    "That's what sheep said"

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