XMTS Poet Laureate Rhyming Challenge

[Rex_Tremende]

Fear not my friend, for here it will not end
If to this cause the rabble will attend.
Who knows but we who venture out in skirts
must keep our wits about us for the flirts
who pry and jerks who try to make us cry?
A clever phrase is handy in reply!

[Panache]

To blend in and remain unnoticed other men desire
But we will brightly stand out in our highland attire
In tartan splendor and great confidence we stride
Through our days with head held high and filled with pride
The kilt and our assurance to wear it bring us praise
And so the kilted man fully and boldly lives his days

[McClef]

From ticket sales for the steaming trains
To being scanned to fly on soaring 'planes
T'is all taken with such an easy stride
As much as when a bridegroom with a bride.
Yet more often too as shyness shedding
Proves to men kilts are not just for wedding!