XMTS Poet Laureate Rhyming Challenge

[Big Mikey]

And if the wedded bliss should end
And you wind up in court my friend
Stand proud before the magistrate
And these words reiterate
The love is gone, the wife must go
But not my kilt, oh no, oh no.

[The F-H.C.A.G.]

For those who love the kilt more than the wife
You may wish to live a life without strife
But those who love the wife more than the kilt
Know that without strife a house is not built
That will hold children, wife and husband dear
And last, and grow for many a long year