The XMTS Limmericks Thread

[kiltedsawyer]

Ah yes, the Scottish Play.......well done.

At rhyming I'm really an amateur,
And better at iambic pentameter.
But limericks are fun,
I just can't think of one,
Thing that rhymes with iambic pentameter.

Humbly submitted by,
David

[smaughazard]

OK, I'll play…

There once was a fellow called Hamish
Who thought suits were all quite the same-ish.
But the kilts he adored,
And collected a horde,
So now he just never looks lame-ish!

[piperdbh]

We all know a fellow named Ron
Who goes around with a kilt on.
The single gals flock,
And giggle, "You rock!"
And now he's the Desert Don Juan.