I do have to ask a question I've wondered about for some time. An R-Kilt is a magnificent creation to say the least and you have a one of a kind there.

How pray tell does one get the paint out? Perhaps there is some chemical coating that would never pass the muster of the health ministry? Or am I being naive here? Perhaps is there some sinister technology of David's involved that allows you to simply shift out of phase so the paint hits your teammates? Or do you have a miracle washing machine like the one that Rocky and Kelly just bought?

Inquiring minds want to know.

On a side note: If the miracle machine has a fluff and fold cycle can you put yourself into it? If so, once the fluffing is done what happens in the fold cycle? Wouldn't you need another rinse?