"Ye come seekin' adventure and salty ol' pirates, aye? Sure ye come to the proper place. But keep a weather eye open, mates, and hold on tight, with both hands if you please... there be squalls ahead, and Davey Jones waiting for them what don't obey..."

Avast, I've been scuttled by a family event, in Vallejo no less, and doubt I can run the blockade and get away in time to be with ye all. I shall be thar on Sunday, but that's neither here nor thar.