Getting a haircut in a kilt, who knew?

[SteveB]

Note to self;
Get haircut.

Grant,
When you next get a haircut, wear the kilt, the rubber chicken sporran.
The sporran will get the most attention.
Without the rubber chicken sporran, and your usual luck, some older ladies miniature version of a dog will come over to check the kilt.
Also the above only might work at a "salon"
At the barber shop, none of the above will happen.
Slainte