Crossdresser??

**Jon1975** · 2nd July 09, 06:19 AM

So, I went to pick up the girlfriend this past weekend to go to the Celtic Fling. Of course I was kilted. Her Dad was at her house when I got there. When she got home that night he asked her if I was a crossdresser?? I'm hoping he isn't that ignorant, and was just trying to be funny.

**Panache** · 2nd July 09, 06:21 AM

Question: "Is`he a crossdresser?"

Answer: "Only when he is angry when putting on his kilt"

Cheers

Jamie :ootd:

**Dan R Porter** · 2nd July 09, 06:28 AM

Well he is the father, so he is going to do anything to make it difficult. Just be glad he was not cleaning his "Home Protection" as you walked in. Thats what I would have done,.

**Jon1975** · 2nd July 09, 06:32 AM

I think we're past that stage, I'm 34, she's 35. And neither of us live at home. He was there because he babysat the night before so we could go out. I'm pretty sure he was just busting my ba**s - all in good fun.

**george7** · 2nd July 09, 07:05 AM

Perhaps he's an Eddy Izzard fan.

**Panache** · 2nd July 09, 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by george7

Perhaps he's an Eddy Izzard fan.

Being an Eddie Izzard fan would be a good thing, but an Eddie Izzard fan would know what a kilt is (not to mention a great deal about the Trojan War, evil giraffes, Alexander the Great, Star Wars, and Jam

)

Cheers

Jamie :ootd:

**Dr Mac** · 2nd July 09, 07:31 AM

Would seem it could be an opening to talking about the kilt and the freedom(s) of wearing it. Hope he's teachable!

**Moon** · 2nd July 09, 07:54 AM

Two nuns were driving down a country road at midnight in Moors. All of a sudden a vampire jumps out in front of their car and the nuns come to a screeching halt.

The first nun says to the second nun, "Show him your cross!!!"

The second noun leans out the car window and yells, "Get out of the road you toothy git!"

Courtesy of The Vicar of Dibley

Regards,

Moon