In line at costco

[jgcunningham]

Sometimes I will tell people that I had a frightening dream about being bitten by a wild dog. Then when I woke up, there was a sore spot on my arm where the dog bit me in my dream. When they touch my arm, I start barking at them very loudly and scare the bejesus out of them.

[Panache]

Brilliant!

Cheers

Jamie

[Dall_Piobaire]

On their monthly girls night out, one woman complained so about her husbands constant kvetching about her cooking that her friend told her to just feed him Alpo, "That'll teach him to cmplain"

She smiled to herself, thinking that a fine idea! She bought a months supply and fed it to him most every night for dinner. He ate it eagerly.

The next month, she was asked how the gag went over, and she explained with a smug look, "oh he's dead! The friends were aghast,"from eating the dog food", they exclaimed.

"Oh no, not at all, he liked the dog food! He stopped in the middle of the street to lick himself and was hit by a car!"

[GMan]

Groan, I love it.

[Macleod91]

this is amazing, your sense of humor parallels mine Livingston and while you can't shop at Costco anymore at least you got a laugh and an amazing story to tell. And thats what life is all about right?

[cloves]

hilarious!!!!!