Ohhhh, man. You are seriously twisted.

I did a similar thing 20 years ago when I was a new father. Because I worked nights, I got to take my daughter shopping with me during the day -- when all the new mums are out with their little cherubs doing the same thing.

One day I was in a store and my daughter was snoozing away in the shopping buggy when I ran into a friend I hadn't seen for a while, standing in line. He asked me how life as a new dad was.

As I started to tell him about some of the experiences, I could see new mums in the nearest lines listening, meeting each other's eyes, nodding...clearly they approved of this man who was so good at taking care of his sweet little daughter.

"...And the neat thing about disposable diapers," I said, "is that I've discovered if I put it on inside out I don't have to change it all day until just before her mother gets home."

Ever hear 100 women gasp all at once?