That's a good one. It reminds me of man I heard once who said that he and his wife (both in their 50s) liked to go to the airport and stand near the gate (back when such a thing was allowed) and hug and kiss and carry on as if one of them were flying away, then once all the real passengers had boarded, they'd walk to the next gate and start all over again. You've got to take your fun where you find it.