Are you authentic?

[beowulf67]

At first I thought "straighten your pleats" meant something else. <removing mind from the gutter>

With a name like "chubrock" I'm not surprised!

This is where the magical levitating sporran comes into play...

[Stratherrick]

My standard reply, "Why do you think it goes down to my knees!" Aye.

Seriously, though, I'm always amazed at how inventive lasses are at thinking up new ways of asking 'the question'.

Slainte

Bruce

[ziggy]

My standard reply, "Why do you think it goes down to my knees!" Aye.

Seriously, though, I'm always amazed at how inventive lasses are at thinking up new ways of asking 'the question'.

Slainte

Bruce

Yes and I intend on having a whole bunch of really "inovative" ways of replying :P I don't have my kilt yet so I have not had the chance.....but I feel some suggestive answers are always best. No point in hindering their imagination though.

[The Thing]

Yes and I intend on having a whole bunch of really "inovative" ways of replying :P I don't have my kilt yet so I have not had the chance.....but I feel some suggestive answers are always best. No point in hindering their imagination though.

If you try and hinder them the more persistant one's will just keep coming back again and again and again until they get the answer they want.
You'll see when you get your first kilt.

[ziggy]

If you try and hinder them the more persistant one's will just keep coming back again and again and again until they get the answer they want.
You'll see when you get your first kilt.

I see this as a potentially good time to be opportunistic.

[Highlander31]

I see this as a potentially good time to be opportunistic.

You'll find, some of the women have that philosophy.

[QMcK]

I'd be inclined to tell them to **** off.