This guy hasn't figured out the secret...my beer belly is just "there" for the world to see and for kilts to slip under and even for shirt bottoms to "gap" open.

Have developed a habit of regularly pulling the front kilt waist up and freeing the sporran from wads of the front apron.

And "brassing it out" is the only way not to seem like a fat guy in a skirt...at least for me.

Ron