Jones, jones, jones, jones. Enjoy the jones, bask in it, breathe it in deeply, let it unsettle your bones with eager excitement.

Suffer like the rest of us as it brings even greater pleasure when the Jones is satisfied by seeing that package on the doorstep, opening up that box to see that beautiful tartan, the excitement when you first try it on and look in the mirror, then impatience as you fumble with removing the basting stitches, then finally get to put it on for real and watch the pleats swish in the mirror as you parade back and forth in front of it.

Enjoy the jones, and the kilt. Congrats. Pics are definitely in order, especially since (if I remember correcty) this is your first kilt. Welcome to the brotherhood.