Note to self - do not try eating celery when reading X marks forum - next time could be fatal as celery cannot be breathed in with any guarantee of survival.

Half an inch above the knee is just perfect - take it from a veteran knee watcher.

That is me, by the way.

Oh and that is a man in the box pleated pelmet - it is a wonder he wasn't locked up - I mean - sheesh.

You can tell it is a man by the elbows. Dead give away - women have different joints at the knees and elbows from those of men, both are curved outwards in women, but are straight in men.

Anne the Peater :ootd: