Zardoz' thread on the pirate day event reminded me of one of my favorite genres of jokes....Pirate Jokes!
I love pirate jokes because 1) I can remember them 2) They don't take long to tell, so you can rapid-fire them at a hapless victim Gatling gun style and 3) They incorporate the "pun" element that is always sure to bring a groan before the laugh.



I'll start off:

What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?


Arrrrrby's



What's a pirate's favorite Olympic sport?


Arrrchery


Did you hear about the pirate that went to college?

He studied Arrrrchitecture