Quote Originally Posted by Heming View Post
You might try nuking it for about a week and then cooking it in strong lye until it dissolves. Make sure to dispose of the lye safely afterwards.
Some guys got that on their hands in chem lab the other day... I found it slightly amusing that they were turning into soap.

Quote Originally Posted by james a. husky View Post
"I live in a dorm, so no compost."

In a dorm situation, the "composter" is usually the fridge's vegetable keeper!
Our fridge is surprisingly clean and vegetable-free.

Quote Originally Posted by james a. husky View Post
Still not certain I'd want a bird carcass swinging around down there, however... too much fodder for bad Fruedian puns!
I'm a broke college student in a city: I'm just looking at the materials around me. Most of the squirrels here look too mangy, and I'm pretty sure I'd get in a lot of trouble for trying to turn the falcon that lives on the Cathedral of Learning into a sporran. Those're the 3 animals I have access to right now that could possibly be used for sporrans... besides humans.