Kilt Wearing Badgers

[dfmacliam]

Badgers wear full face Teddy bears for their sporrans.. Sometimes they have the long hair porcupine guard hair sporrans to wear for dress.

[O'Callaghan]

If the badger are wearing badger sporrans, then they must be made from enemies that they slew in battle! That would be a bit like a human wearing a full face human sporran, though - incredibly bloodthirsty and scary.

[Wompet]

... incredibly bloodthirsty and scary.

That pretty much sounds like most of the nature films I've seen - badgers don't do "mildly annoyed" or "slightly peeved."