Quote Originally Posted by piperdbh View Post
The simplest answer is:


wear a sporran, in which is probably your wallet, car keys, cell phone, pocketknife, and whatever else you normally carry in your pockets, all of which adds up in weight, which can mask certain conditions.

'Nuff said?

You're going to love the kilt, by the way.
Ok, that's what I figured but as the jones builds and thoughts tend to be constantly on the kilt-in-transit, the mind has a propensity to go, "Hey! What about...?" haha

Thanks for the straightforward answer! Can't wait for Christmas morning!