Seriously though, I thought that WAS the purpose of the sporran! I mean why else would it be located there?
...and by the way you can also carry your wallet, keys, cell phone, etc. in the sporran.
Prick yourself with the kilt pin. Your problem should go away.
That sounds like one prick too many. I think if the sporran doesn't do the trick, I'd go for the more unabashed approach - "Ach, look what you've done now, lassie! You've gone and woke the Loch Ness Monster!"
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