Ok, I'm just gonna ask....

[SoulFyre777]

Lecherie, Sir, it prouokes, and vnprouokes: it prouokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore much Drinke may be said to be an Equiuocator with Lecherie: it makes him, and it marres him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it perswades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand too, and not stand too: in conclusion, equiuocates him in a sleepe, and giuing him the Lye, leaues him. [The Porter, Macbeth 2.3]

The Bard has spoken!

[LANCER1562]

I have found in the short period of time that I have been kilted, that the sporran and the tartan combined, create a sort of natural "camoflage"

[SoulFyre777]

I have found in the short period of time that I have been kilted, that the sporran and the tartan combined, create a sort of natural "camoflage"

The idea of camouflage makes sense to me, at least when compared to a tartan kilt... Same idea as a leopards spots; to break things up... Good comparison!

[kiltedsawyer]

Just remember that if this condition lasts for more than four hours you should seek immediate medical attention.

[SoulFyre777]

Just remember that if this condition lasts for more than four hours you should seek immediate medical attention.

...But I CAN still keep taking these blue pills, right???

[Tony Miles]

I have to use a very very very large sporran

[Bigkahuna]

Just remember that if this condition lasts for more than four hours you should seek immediate medical attention.

Or a very buxom and eager young woman.

[Woodsman]

I have found in the short period of time that I have been kilted, that the sporran and the tartan combined, create a sort of natural "camoflage"

This is true. Things that go thump in the night are way more visible under a solid colored kilt. Ah...now I know why so many prefer the traditional tartans over the casual kilts!

[jkane]

When it happens, my wife is the only one who's noticed, or at least she is the only one to have made comments about it. I just walk proud and act like it's supposed to look like that!

[piperdbh]

Just remember that if this condition lasts for more than four hours you should seek immediate medical attention.

I've heard it's very painful, and nothing (NOTHING) can help it.