Lol! Thanks, Donnie -- but it isn't actually. It's a super-cheap budget company... But I'm finding out now that there are plenty of good quality hosts out there that charge almost the same amount as these guys, but have outstanding service and support.

This time when I change companies, it will be based on positive BBB feedback and accreditation among other things.

Thanks so far to the people who have PMmed me with suggestions. Much appreciated! :-)

And my SQL dbase is still borked. Tech support told me they're "currently looking into it." <sigh>