Funny Things Said In Court

[Detroitpete]

As part of a class activity once, we were taken to watch local court proceedings. One case that still makes me simile: Young lad being charged with driving without a license.

Attorney: Now why were you driving through the field in a vehicle with no registration?
Defendant: Because I was drunk and the road seemed too narrow.
Judge: I see no charge here for driving while intoxicated.
Prosecutor: There is one now.