Soooooooo I was talking to a friend of mine

[starbkjrus]

A very bad idea. Please don't even try it.

Take 2 Rolaids, an aspirin, and call your shrink. If you lie very still and ponder the impact of such a thing on civilization, you will probably be OK.

I would suggest Xanax or even Thorazine instead of the aspirin.

Ye've been drinkin' too much, lad.

Perhaps one has not had enough to drink? ith: