Quote Originally Posted by gordontaos View Post
My idea of double secret probation is not to sell your kilt, but to reverse all previous decisions made regarding it.
Or buying 6 more kilts and wearing them around the house constantly in lieu of jeans or pajamas-----kilt, belt, sporran, hose, flashes, ghillies, heck even the balmoral, and what the hell, put a feather in it just for grins. Walk out to get the paper in the morning or the mail in the afternoon, take the dog for a walk, go for a (carefully executed) bike ride around the neighborhood, run down to the quick-mart for a gallon of milk or to fill the gas tank, even wear it out for a round of golf, or out for beers with your buds, just don't take her with you. If you demonstrate that you will wear the kilt with or without her, maybe she will begin to value the time with you more, whether or not you are kilted.

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(Sorry, sometimes the passive-aggressive hairs on the back of my neck rise unexpectedly.)