Quote Originally Posted by greenman11 View Post
This joke is also great for early Triumph motorcycle owners.
It's how choppers got started. Once you've done unbolted everything that isn't working, what you have left has fewer bits to come adrift.

I remember the old "Triumph Point Tool" -- a matchbook. Use the scratch strip to polish up the points, and the thickness of the cover was sufficient for setting the gap. Plus, one had a full book of matches to set the bike on fire in case the damn thing still wouldn't start.