Why do they need to re-invent the wheel so often?

First, kilts are plenty warm enough...are they trying to create some kind of paranoia that you're going to freeze your _____ off without another layer?

Second....why get into exotica?...just go pick up a pair of shorts...works the same and nobody has to know you've got them on.

This is one of those things like the old story (quite possibly apocryphal): The US spent a million dollars figuring out how to make a pen that would write in outer space...the Russians just used a pencil.

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