I used to wear my Utilikilt until it didn't fit any more. Now I wear a Stillwater Thrifty. I don't find either to be too hot. But, sitting parked, the kilt does funnel the engine heat up more than jeans do. Be prepared for that on the air cooled Harley. I want a leather kilt to wear while riding, but not ready to pay that much for one yet. I threaten every month to make budget for it, but it never happens. Soon. ;)

I tuck the middle of the front down a bit. I used to worry about the sides. My wife makes remarks about getting arrested for exposure, but in reality, many people wear shorts that reveal more than a kilt tucked in the middle! I don't worry much about it anymore. At 60 MPH, the "flash" will be so quick going past me that they won't even realize what they saw. By the time they catch on I will be gone and they won't get a second chance to look! Even if they did see anything, it will be a lot of leg, and maybe even a hint of cheek. No more than a plumber bending over. Just a different angle, which means no crack, only flesh. That has to be better I think! As for the dangly parts, they are well situated on the seat. They are tucked a bit, and unless you have a foot or more, I don't think it's gonna sneak out enough to ever be seen! If you do, well then, have a tip jar with you. You're gonna make money on that monster!

Like I always tell people, What problem is there with wearing a kilt on a bike? They say there is a wind problem, and it might blow up! It's only about 23" long. If the wind grabs it, it only comes up to my chin. I can still see over it just fine. No problems!