Oh, that is too hilarious! Guys, you are missing some amazing comedy here.

Additionally, the Utilikilt is a structured,highly tailored garment. It is not casual.

He thinks he's a fashion maven, but he doesn't know what tailoring is.
And he thinks a UK is supposed to look like a military pipe band. You gotta have some, errr, not respect, let's say awe for such sustained and willful ignorance.

It's just too bad we'd need a time warp to comment the piece properly.

Hoo boy, I need a tall, cold Fresca!