Dang...that sounds good. I wish I had a 7-11 within 50 miles. That's okay. I'm all stuffed full of Funions, Tapatio and Dr. Pepper right now.

What were we talking about? Oh yeah...that Gunn guy and his malarky advice column. I cared so little what he thought that completely lost track of what this was all about.

The guy makes tons of money and countless people read his writings and seek out his advice, yet we care so little we got distracted by junk food.

Puts it in perspective, methinks.