If you're gonna do a lot of walking or hiking I recommend you find a way to protect your "fire helmet" from the Utilikilt's fabric...can make you sore.

Underwear or not really depends on how you're feeling, what you expect to be doing, and if you're gonna be around little kids.

Have some fun. Tell your friend to come to the mall with you but follow you about 20 paces behind you. He'll crack up at the way folks sneak a double take at you after they pass you going the other way.

Kilting can be fun.