"To Ignorance and Beyond!!!"

[Brian K]

My neighbor is full Swede and says that he gets a sunburn just by watching CSI Miami.

I saw a comedian named Danny Bhoy the other night who is of Scottish and Indian descent. He said that means that, unlike other Scots, he doesn't get a sunburn at fireworks displays

[Nighthawk]

My daughter said to me a couple days ago "Feed me! I'm Hungarian!" She was joking, of course... and is nowhere NEAR college age! Kids... This was shortly after she bit me on arm, grinned and said "I'm a piranha, and I eat MEAT!"

[Whidbey78]

My daughter said to me a couple days ago "Feed me! I'm Hungarian!" She was joking, of course... and is nowhere NEAR college age! Kids... This was shortly after she bit me on arm, grinned and said "I'm a piranha, and I eat MEAT!"

Mmmmm. Tastes like chicken!

Now I'm dreading my boy getting his teeth.