I came by chance to the Scotland Kilt Company's website, and found that the 5 yard 16 oz Douglas kilt CMcG reviewed last year is still being sold at the 42 per cent discount, that is, 102 € including shipping. And lo! The size they have available is just my size. So, what can one do with the summer job's first pay fresh on the account...

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As the free shipping is not trackable, I won't have a clue as to where the kilt is until it arrives. From previous deliveries from the UK, I expect a delivery time of a week or ten days max. Until then... the j word is making itself manifest.