Kilt worn too low/high
Sporran worn too low/high
White/cream rental hose worn
Unaltered sports jacket worn instead of Argyll, etc
Flat caps worn instead of Balmoral, etc
Costumed as Mel Gibson costumed as William Wallace
Costumed as Cap. Jack Sparrow
Other humorus, ridiculous or otherwise unorthodox apparel/style
Originally Posted by artificer Long lines at the beer tent are a pisser though. These just lead to long lines elsewhere, and they're the real pissers.
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