Quote Originally Posted by wildrover View Post
BTW...it occurred to me that perhaps you'd have had better luck catching your prey, had you brought up a saucer of milk and a portable DVD player. In general, I find it's easier to catch a kitty if I provide dinner and a movie prior to taking off my kilt.
wildrover, methinks thou art quite saucy in thy double-entendre!

As for kilt damage, that's what a cheap, beater kilt is for right? I think that it's a bit like a new car though, because you really notice the first scratch and then you can relax about all the next ones.