Kilts make you watch the old waistline.

[Lallans]

Barb Tewksbury recently had a thread about how simple it is to make a kilt SMALLER. Don't feel locked in to the beer gut. Besides, you would be amazed at how fast the health problems of being overweight can use up the price of even a tank.

Geoff Withnell.

Actually my kilt came in a few inches too large at the waist (the maker assured me it had to be my fault and possibly it was, me and last few of the eleventy-seven women who did the measuring- never ask for such-like urgent help at work- so the kilt in question is already taken in somewhat past the point of maximum attractiveness. Now that I've thought of it, what I need to do is to gain weight. That I can do, or at least die trying.