Kilted Golfer DENIED Play at Royal Troon because of the kilt

[Lallans]

The national dress is banned by a officious official at a golf course? You must have found yourself faced with a 'Caddymaster*' who, in his own mind, lives in 'North Britain' and not in Scotland- I'd hoped they all died out in the last century. Perhaps a heritage foundation should be started up to fight these kilt-hating 'North British' folks, the ilk of whom, frankly, I have encountered socially while not kilted. Sean Connery could approached about becoming the chairman of the foundation.

* I have manfully resisted making jokes around the 'cad' portion of that job title. Well, until now.

[Bing]

Hey Jeff.

Although I am not usually given over to conspiracy theories I have to ask, is it remotely possible that your wife bribed the caddiemaster?