I think tartan flashes with diced hose may be a bit much for me.
Heh, well, I wasn't endorsing it necessarily. Just pointing out that it's done occasionally. The chap in the picture has obviously put together his outfit very carefully and knows a thing or two about kilted attire, so I'm assuming he wouldn't make such a newbie faux pas if there really were a rule against contrasting flashes with diced hose.