Forum
FAQ
Forum Rules
Meet the Staff
Calendar
Today's Posts
Forum Actions
Mark Forums Read
Quick Links
View Forum Leaders
What's New?
Advanced Search
X Marks the Scot - An on-line community of kilt wearers.
Forum
Our Community Forum
Craig's Corner: The Humorous side of Kilts and XMTS
Knock Knock joke
X Marks Partners - (
Go to the Partners Dedicated Forums
)
Hello and Welcome to X Marks, the world's largest and most active on-line gathering place dedicated to the kilt.
If this is your first visit you may have many questions. The answers to many of those questions can be found in our Frequently Asked Questions.(FAQ's)
If you have not found our FAQ's yet you can
click here
to go directly to them.
We suggest that you take a moment to look over our forum rules. We pride ourselves on being "The Ladies and Gentlemen of X Marks". We strive to keep this forum a place we would be proud to suggest to our friends and family.
If you have not yet read our Forum Rules you can
click here
to go directly to them.
This forum is an active, vibrant and varied community. Anyone with an interest in the kilt will be welcome. You don't have to be Scottish, you don't even have to own a kilt yet.
We have found that those who get the most out of X Marks are those who put the most into it. A willingness to share knowledge and experiences with other members is the biggest strength of this forum. We hope you will be an active and participating part of that strength.
You will have to register before you can begin posting to the forum. To register now you may
click here
If you experience any problems, or if there is anything the staff can do for you, please contact the forum owner, Steve Ashton at:
steve@xmarksthescot.com
.
A caution to new registration
We are currently experiencing a huge increase in attempts by spammers to register to X Marks. We may have ended up on some spammer list or it just may be the spammers probing the entire web looking for weak sites.
X Marks actively screens every new registration in an effort to keep this forum free from the spam and ads from spammers.
As the favorite tool for spammers are VPN services and TOR we are currently taking extra caution from any new registration using one of these services.
If you register to X Marks and are using a VPN or TOR please understand that the use of these services may result in your acceptance being delayed or rejected outright as these services may have also been used by a spammer and may show up on the published lists of spammers.
If you register to the forum and find that you have been rejected by mistake please contact the forum owner via email - steve@xmarksthescot.com -
User Tag List
Results 1 to 10 of 18
Thread:
Knock Knock joke
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version
Subscribe to this Thread…
Ignore this Thread
Search Thread
Advanced Search
Display
Switch to Linear Mode
Switch to Hybrid Mode
Threaded Mode
Threaded View
2nd September 10,
10:16 AM
#4
starbkjrus
View Profile
View Forum Posts
Member - X Marks Honor Roll
Former House Chairman/Forum Advocate
Join Date
29th July 05
Location
Reston, Virginia, USA (Suburban Washington, DC)
Posts
4,264
Mentioned
0 Post(s)
Tagged
0 Thread(s)
Odd. I heard this on the Frank DeCaro show on Friday.....
Dee
Ferret ad astra virtus
Quick Navigation
Craig's Corner: The Humorous side of Kilts and XMTS
Top
Site Areas
Settings
Personal Messages
Subscriptions
Who's Online
Search Forums
Forums Home
Forums
General Kilt Talk
General Kilt Talk
Kilt Board Newbie
If you can see this forum your registration is not complete.
Kilt Information Guides
Kilt Advice
Tutorials & How-To's
Kilts in the Media
Putting It On Properly
How to Accessorize your Kilt
Weapons as Kilt Accessories
The Library
Care & Maintenance
DIY Showroom
DIY Kilt and Accessories Help
Help from our Professionals and Advisers
Professional Kiltmakers Hints and Tips
Hint and tips from Barb T.
Hint and tips from The Wizard of BC
Member Written Articles
History & Heritage Forum
Military History & Heritage
The Tartan Place
The Heraldry Forum
The Clans
Genealogical Searches
The Celtic Languages
The Kilt Fashion Section
Historical Kilt Wear
Traditional Kilt Wear
Contemporary Kilt Wear
Ladies Kilt, Skirt and Tartan Wear
X Marks Partners
USA Kilts
Celtic Corner
The Celtic Croft
Houston Kiltmakers
X Marks Advertisers
Barb Tewksbury
Highland Leather Works
Registered Hobbyists
Registered Hobbyists posts
The X Market
The X Marks the Scot.com Store
For Sale
Wanted Ads
Swap
Events - Click Here To Go To The X Marks Interactive Map.
Kilt Nights
Kilt Nights by Region
Canada
Alberta
British Columbia
Manitoba
New Brunswick
Newfoundland and Labrador
Northwest Territories
Nova Scotia
Nunavut
Ontario
Prince Edward Island
Quebec
Saskatchewan
Yukon
Around the World
Europe
Australia/New Zealand
South/Central America
Asia/Africa
USA
Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
District of Columbia
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming
Highland Games and Celtic Event Discussion
Athletics
General Celtic Music Talk
Celtic Musicians
Celtic Dancers
Kilt Pictures
Show us your pics
The Flight of the Saltire
Forum Issues
Forum News
How Do I...
Tech Questions
Comments and Suggestions
The Cooling Off Corner
Our Community Forum
Miscellaneous Forum
The X Marks Honour Roll
Members inducted to the X Marks Honour Roll on merit
Honour Roll Induction Announcements
The Quest of the Quaich
The Quaich Waiting list
Craig's Corner: The Humorous side of Kilts and XMTS
Celebration Zone
The Pub
X Marks Pays Tribute to The Kilted Legend
The Man and His Kollection
Doing "The Hamish"
In The Hamish Style
Have you Met the Legend?
«
Previous Thread
|
Next Thread
»
Similar Threads
Knock Off vs Fixed Bar in Weight Over Bar
By o1d_dude in forum Athletics
Replies:
3
Last Post:
30th August 10,
11:11 AM
Advice on a total Knock-Around Kilt
By nh_maclean in forum Kilt Advice
Replies:
12
Last Post:
11th December 09,
11:30 AM
There was a knock on our door .....
By Derek in forum Show us your pics
Replies:
19
Last Post:
11th December 08,
08:54 PM
Knock, Knock
By Norbydog in forum General Kilt Talk
Replies:
5
Last Post:
1st November 06,
02:55 PM
Darn Indian Knock Offs!
By ian in forum Professional Kiltmakers Hints and Tips
Replies:
17
Last Post:
30th December 05,
04:20 PM
Bookmarks
Bookmarks
Digg
del.icio.us
StumbleUpon
Google
Posting Permissions
You
may not
post new threads
You
may not
post replies
You
may not
post attachments
You
may not
edit your posts
BB code
is
On
Smilies
are
On
[IMG]
code is
On
[VIDEO]
code is
On
HTML code is
Off
Forum Rules
» Log in
User Name:
Password:
Remember Me?
Not a member yet?
Register Now!
»
XMarks Advertisers
Powered by
vBadvanced
CMPS v4.2.0
Bookmarks