Had an unusual circumstance this weekend: wearing a kilt at a wedding reception and had someone rather indignantly claim to have seen some of my bits and pieces when I crouched to pick something up.

The thing is I was wearing black briefs, since I knew that there would be children and the reception was at a ridgetop farm (very gusty).

I moved on rapidly after stating clearly that the situation they described was simply not humanly possible.

Some people seem to look for things to be offended about.