3rd Place in the Scottish Raffle

**azwildcat96** · 1st October 10, 03:21 PM

Did you here the one about the guy who won third place in the Robby Burns Raffle? The prize was a haggis dinner for two. He was rather disappointed, as the second place prize was a single haggis dinner, and the grand prize was no haggis at all.

**lethearen** · 4th October 10, 03:56 PM

Ha

That reminds me, I need to find a good recipe for the beastie...

**azwildcat96** · 4th October 10, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by lethearen

Ha

That reminds me, I need to find a good recipe for the beastie...

I think this one should work:

1) Find dead sheep,
2) Remove and chop innards,
3) Mix with oatmeal,
4) Stuff into sheeps' stomach,
5) Place on plank in oven for about 3 hours,
6) Remove from oven,
7) Toss haggis and eat plank!

In all honesty, I have not had the opportunity to try a haggis. I have however eaten many of the ingredients in other dishes from around the world. As a self-respecting and open-minded carnivore, I would gladly eat it if ever the opportunity was presented.