Rob Roy MacGregor's Sgian Dubh?

[Taygrd]

Unless, of course, in the words of another great Knight of the Realm, Sir Humphrey Appleby, "the precise correlation between the information [Sir Walter Scott] communicated and the facts, insofar as they can be determined and demonstrated, is such as to cause epistemological problems, of sufficient magnitude as to lay upon the logical and semantic resources of the English language a heavier burden than they can reasonably be expected to bear." :P

I may need to use that quote in a staff meeting.