Quote Originally Posted by Nighthawk View Post
... And in Tandy Leather, there is an employee who thinks I'm the best dressed customer they have. He always goes out of his way to make sure he's the one helping me. He asked me one day what I wear under my kilt. I of course gave a coy and indirect answer. Yesterday was International Make Someone Fell Uncomfortable Day, so I donned my Colorado state tartan kilt and Santa Clause boxers with jingle bells on the crotch. He did his usual helpful routine, and as I was leaving I said to him "You remember that question you asked me the other day?" He said yes, so I whipped up my kilt and jiggled so that the bells would jingle a bit. All the blood drained from his face and the other two employees busted up laughing. I wished him a happy Make Some Feel Uncomfortable day and walked out with a grin on my face.
Yeah, when you stand out in the crowd, you have to get used to it- or in my case, revel in it!

ah, ain't that just the cutest thing I ever heard.