I hate to go a bit frugal on you, I mean, I do know that it IS a free pint of Guinness after all, but I'm terribly afraid that the Missus and I will NOT be making the drive from South Carolina to Brittish Columbia despite her protests! Perhaps if I post pictures of us to you that you could print off, would that maybe get you an additional two free pints?
Please be safe on Kilt night - I'd hate to hear about automobile accidents where the driver was blinded by the flash of a kilted (and very white) thigh!