I did it again

[Whidbey78]

I don't have such patience as you Alan. Usually when someone "preaches" to me, and obviously doesn't know what he's talking about, I just tell him to go educate himself and come back when he knows enough to have a conversation. Or I just let him know that he's ignorant and I won't waste time arguing with a guy who isn't smart enough to realize he isn't that smart.

That, and when people make smart remarks I usually respond with one. For example: "What kind of panties do you wear under that skirt?" "The ones I got from your mom's dresser."

[Nighthawk]

I don't have such patience as you Alan. Usually when someone "preaches" to me, and obviously doesn't know what he's talking about, I just tell him to go educate himself and come back when he knows enough to have a conversation. Or I just let him know that he's ignorant and I won't waste time arguing with a guy who isn't smart enough to realize he isn't that smart.

That, and when people make smart remarks I usually respond with one. For example: "What kind of panties do you wear under that skirt?" "The ones I got from your mom's dresser."

I got that once. I looked at the guys girlfriend and said "Hers. She left them on my bedroom floor and I thought I should bring them back to her." ***Wink at said girlfriend*** The girl looked at her rather angry boyfriend and said "You had that one coming!"

[piperdbh]

Ooooohh, I like that one, Nighthawk.


Alan, next time make sure you're carrying your sheaf fork.

[CDNSushi]

That, and when people make smart remarks I usually respond with one. For example: "What kind of panties do you wear under that skirt?" "The ones I got from your mom's dresser."

Nighthawk posted another good rebuttal to that.... To chime in, another priceless one (that would work especially well if you were a rather large man) would be to simply reply, deadpan serious expression: "A lacy, white thong. You got a problem with that?"

[Whidbey78]

Nighthawk posted another good rebuttal to that.... To chime in, another priceless one (that would work especially well if you were a rather large man) would be to simply reply, deadpan serious expression: "A lacy, white thong. You got a problem with that?"

I've considered trying that. At 5'10" and 210 fairly solid pounds I'm not "petite" but certainly not big enough to pull it off.

In the immortal words of Joe Pesci, "Just once I wish I was big!"

One that I have used when asked about what's beneath the kilt is "I figured you were the type of guy who spends a lot of time thinking about other men's privates."

Fortunately I was blessed with a sense of humor...unfortunately many others were not.

[Frank]

That, and when people make smart remarks I usually respond with one. For example: "What kind of panties do you wear under that skirt?" "The ones I got from your mom's dresser."[/QUOTE]

Funny how the non-kilted choose to express their jealousy in such a feeble and transparent way. Dorks !