A great time was had by all!

On the return trip home I was asked 'the question' by a pair of lovely young twenty somethings who were clearly inebriated. I turned it right back on them saying, "Why what are you wearing"? They changed the subject to my moustache. They got back around to the kilt pretty quickly though, leaving the subject of my underwear aside and were suitably impressed to discover that I made it myself.

Bruce. I'm looking forward to introducing you and Dee to my wife next Burns' Day night.