Crack me up Zardoz.

There's an old west theme restaurant and bar in town with a dance floor and a live band. Been known to dance kilted to country music there. When I do the Oriental tourists light me up with their flash cameras and video cams. I just put a little extra swing in the pleats for them...

Visions of folks all over the Far East looking at vacation pictures and being exposed to the concept of a man in a kilt.