Bagpipe Jokes

[jgcunningham]

Q:What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A:Homeless.

Q: What do you call somebody who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.

Q: What do you do when you find a drummer on your front porch?
A: Hand him the money and take the pizza.

[TBruce]

here we go...

[Big Swifty]

Q: How many bagpipers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, he hangs on to it and drinks 'till the room spins.

Q: How many pipe majors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Again just one. He hangs on to the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

[kiltedRTR]

I love these! I've heard some of them used on Oboes before though.

[Pleater]

Q: How many bagpipers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, he hangs on to it and drinks 'till the room spins.

Q: How many pipe majors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Again just one. He hangs on to the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

I was really puzzled by these until I remembered that the US has screw fittings on bulbs. Ours have a bayonet fitting, push and twist very slightly.

Anne the Pleater :ootd: