Quote Originally Posted by jwlowry View Post
Okay, so, only my second post, but I had to chime in on this one.

I had some guy pull out the skirt remark at a party recently. I usually handle these types of situations with some humorously self-deprecating comment (I often find this the best approach to shutting a$$----s up). Since this was a reception that involved dancing, I was about to ask the guy if he expected me to go shake my hairy Scots bum for him out on the dance floor. Before I could utter the first syllable, my wife leaned in and said, "It saves me the inconvenience of having to unzip anything."

I really LOVE my wife.
I now can honestly say "Both hardened retired gang members, and native American warriors respect it. What makes you think that your opinion means anything to me?"

And I need to have my wife read this post... Your lady's response is great, and I know mine will "borrow" it!